Code Monkey is a funny song that is making the rounds in geek world. It is all from the perspective (and in the language) of a code monkey, who says things like, "Code Monkey get up get coffee; Code Monkey go to job. Code Monkey have boring meeting. Boring Manager Rob." Some of this rings very true, even for a
Code Gorilla like Ned, who would never have to write code for a boring login page. Later on Code Monkey confesses that he has "a big, warm, fuzzy secret heart...Code Monkey like you." Code Monkey likes the girl at the front desk, likes her sweaters, and tries to buy her sodas, but she won't drink them because they make her fat. That's me!
Here is my own highly evolved Code Monkey. Sweet!