Susan Senator

Did you ever wonder...

Why "Botox" and "Buttocks" sound so similar?
Why "Smother" is just one letter removed from "Mother?"
Why do they call them "Tucks?" Are you supposed to think "tux," as in galas and balls?
Why can't we just rename Uranus? Enough embarrassment, already!
How they first discovered the Diet Coke and Mentos thing?
Or how they figured out that they should save the moldy bread and use it to fight infection?
Why "Prius?" It is such a little car, yet the name makes me think the wrong thing! No one will be fooled.
How is it Keith Richard is still alive?
How much we need 1-800-DEAD-YET because it's hard to keep track! Like Jimmy Stewart?
If you're not supposed to mix chlorine bleach and ammonia, why is it okay to pee into a toilet that is full of bleach-laden toilet cleaner?
Why is a AA bra size smaller than an A cup but a DD cup is bigger than a D cup?
That sweetmeats are actually stomach entrails? And sweetbreads are from brains, not breads?
...and Grape Nuts have no grapes and no nuts.
If the correct way to use dinner silverware is to "eat your way in," then why is the teaspoon (ostensibly for dessert and/or coffee) laid outside of the knife?
Why does one woman need both a curling iron and a hair straightener?
Why is it only either boxers or briefs?
How did Pirates vs. Ninjas come about?
Why is it just Ginger or Maryanne and not Gilligan vs. The Professor?
Why are men so into monkeys?
How do you throw out a garbage pail?
Why not equip airplane passenger seats with parachutes? Then I'd listen to those instructions prior to take-off.