Readers: I've shown you mine, now you show me yours!
30 Least Favorites of the Moment:
1) color: beige (what is it? a brown that can't commit? a dirty yellow?)
2) soft drink: Diet Pepsi (I'm a strictly lime Diet Coke girl)
3) jewelry: brooches (it's just stuck on your blouse like a button; why not wear a necklace and show off your neck or cleavage? )
4) body part: feet (except Ned's, which are beautiful)
5) hair color: red
6) instrument: clarinet
7) flower: marigold (stubby and cheese colored)
8) candy: Skittles (look deceptively like M&Ms but then -- eek! fruit!)
9) band: Styx (the lead singer sounds like he swallowed helium)
10) song:
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? Paula Cole ("Yippee -i, yippee-ay!" I get shivers of annoyance when I hear it)
11) toy: Cabbage Patch Kids (hideous)
12) book: Penelope Leach's
Your Baby and Child. (Read it as a first-time mom and it did not match my reality in the least. Tore it in half and threw it across the room.)
13) decade: The 1950's (June and Ward, pointy bras, crinolines, conservative politics, buzz cut men, a woman's place was in the home. Snore.)
14) meal: dinner
15) weather: rain
16) old t.v. show: Beverly Hillbillies (just plain stu-pid)
17) new t.v. show: E.R. (so much tsuris. Ever sit in a real Emergency Room? Dull as dishwater.)
18) school year: seventh grade (I had no friends in my class and a mean anti-semite in there)
19) boy's name: Dick (come on, people!)
20) girl's name: Nancy
21) outfit: sweatpants and sweatshirt and sneakers
22) store: Brookstone (totally boring -- gadgets only)
23) holiday: Yom Kippur (fasting, I don't do it, guilt)
24) smell: cigarette breath
25) chore: dusting
26) dream: the one about the tidal wave coming up the beach
27) birthday: turning seven, I cried the whole party (I don't remember why except that Dad wasn't there?)
28) sport: basketball
29) game: Chinese checkers (sorry Ben!)
30) curable illness: strep (so uncomfortable)
30 Least Favorites of the Moment
mrs. gilb at 5:05 PM, November 18, 2006
