There once was a woman named Sue
Who had far too much packing to do
For her family trip
If she made just one slip
Their plans could all turn to doo-doo.
So she made her boy lots of Nat books
And calendars and Tabblos so he'd look
At the pages inside
And enjoy the plane ride
And we could be off tenterhooks.
Still, you wouldn't believe my day
Max and Ben had their check-ups, by the way
Ben made the doc laugh
Max's growth -- still off the graph
And I'm somewhere between "Oh, God," and "Oy Vey."
But really, I think we're all set
There's nothing left for me to forget
Bathing suits? Meds? Make-up jars?
I even got 15 Atkins bars.
Colorado: You ain't seen nothing, yet!