A Merry Lightless Christmas--Attributed to Nat and written with love and understanding and a little devilish humor, by meHave yourself a Merry lightless Christmas
Shut that outdoor light
Cause it's hard for me to keep it out of sight
Have yourself a Merry lightless Christmas
Though right now, I'm screamin'
When this pic was taken I was really beamin'
Here we are as in everyday
When your light is on, I rant.
Faithful parents who are dear to me
Say, "Nat Let it Be!"
But I can't.
Through the years, I've learned to keep it together
As my neurons allow.
But your stupid light is making me have a cow!
So have yourself a Merry Lightless Christmas... NOW!