{"id":1052,"date":"2007-01-24T18:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T18:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2007\/01\/un-lose-weight-able\/"},"modified":"2012-05-26T22:31:15","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T02:31:15","slug":"un-lose-weight-able","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/un-lose-weight-able\/","title":{"rendered":"Un Lose Weight-Able"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"tabblo\"><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"\/tabblo\/197194\"><br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/tabblo\/197194\/thumbnail.png\" alt=\"Tabblo: Parody\" height=\"472\" width=\"472\" \/><br \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><div style=\"text-align:left\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold\">Un Lose Weight-Able&nbsp; by &#8220;Be-Bouncey&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left\">Too much heft, too much heft, mmmmm<br \/>Too much heft, too much heft<br \/>Every inch of me, stuffed in my pockets, too much heft<br \/>In my closet&nbsp; &#8212; all my stuff<br \/>It don\u2019t fit me<br \/>I\u2019m fed up<\/p>\n<p>I keep touting that Atkins line<br \/>But can you eat fat and lose weight at the same time?<br \/>It\u2019s my fat clothes that\u2019s in that bag<br \/>I\u2019m getting them out<br \/>Please don\u2019t look at my flab<\/p>\n<p>Standing by the mirror,<br \/>Telling me not to eat that food<br \/>Talkin\u2019 bout, how I\u2019m never gonna get to eat cake or fruit<\/p>\n<p>Got me to state:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:left\">You just eat soy and cheese<br \/>You just eat soy and cheese<br \/>I could have a pound of noodles in a minute<br \/>And in fact there\u2019ll be bread in a minute, Baby<\/p>\n<p>You just eat soy and cheese <br \/>You just eat soy and cheese <br \/>I could have a bagel or ten by tomorrow<br \/>And that\u2019s why I am forever just a-thinking:&nbsp; I\u2019m Un Lose Weight-Able.<\/div>\n<p> &#8230; <a href=\"\/tabblo\/197194\">See my Tabblo><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un Lose Weight-Able&nbsp; by &#8220;Be-Bouncey&#8221; Too much heft, too much heft, mmmmmToo much heft, too much heftEvery inch of me, stuffed in my pockets, too much heftIn my closet&nbsp; &#8212; all my stuffIt don\u2019t fit meI\u2019m fed up I keep touting that Atkins lineBut can you eat fat and lose weight at the same time?It\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-gY","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2655,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions\/2655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}