{"id":1106,"date":"2006-12-25T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/12\/o-for-a-bagel\/"},"modified":"2006-12-25T07:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T07:55:00","slug":"o-for-a-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/o-for-a-bagel\/","title":{"rendered":"O, For a Bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By far<br \/>The thing I miss most<br \/>Is a fat shiny salt bagel,<br \/>With just the right crunch of toast.<\/p>\n<p>No cream cheese<br \/>I can always eat that<br \/>No, with real butter<br \/>pale yellow, soft with fat.<\/p>\n<p>Rounded halves<br \/>Sit buttock-like on a plate<br \/>The crystalline salt, tiny diamonds<br \/>Why do I have to gain weight?<\/p>\n<p>Butter-soaked spongey bites<br \/>Between my teeth, rough on my tongue<br \/>Finished far too soon<br \/>My paean now sung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By farThe thing I miss mostIs a fat shiny salt bagel,With just the right crunch of toast. No cream cheeseI can always eat thatNo, with real butterpale yellow, soft with fat. Rounded halvesSit buttock-like on a plateThe crystalline salt, tiny diamondsWhy do I have to gain weight? Butter-soaked spongey bitesBetween my teeth, rough on my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-hQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}