{"id":1164,"date":"2006-11-20T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/11\/hey-grandma-updated\/"},"modified":"2006-11-20T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T17:36:00","slug":"hey-grandma-updated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/hey-grandma-updated\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Grandma, updated"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>[Note: to learn more about my wonderful and oh-so-Taurus<\/a> late and great Grandma, get it firsthand, in my dad’s book, Catskill Summers<\/span><\/a>]<\/p>\n

I came across the following in my old documents file. I thought of Grandma, and there it was. It is almost five years to the day that I wrote this, about my larger-than-life paternal grandmother, Esther Senator Gross, a year before she died. I have edited it a tad and I give it to you, in her honor…<\/p>\n

<\/span>My grandmother is not doing too well. She\u2019s been falling a lot lately. I can\u2019t help but picture the hand of God kind of nudging her down, shaking out the last bits of life in her, helping her get on with it. She\u2019s 93. But every time, she recovers, a little smaller than before, but still herself. But still.<\/p>\n

And so these days I find bits of her life floating over to me, the bits that intertwined with my life. The thing is, Grandma has always been a real character. She\u2019s a bit difficult to get along with, argumentative, impulsive, moody, but passionate about those she loves, fiercely loyal, and unafraid to speak her mind. She has always been a real person to me, not some pedestal-perfect grandmother who bakes cookies — though she used to bake: three different cakes at a time when I would visit her in Florida, draped in dishtowels, standing on the table. \u201cAren\u2019t you going to have a piece of cake? What are you, on a diet?\u201d She and I have had a real relationship, with committment, love, anger, and understanding. I cannot bear that she is leaving me.<\/p>\n

I see her chubby hand reaching into her huge white leather purse, rooting around for something for me. I\u2019m five or six. She pulls out a huge pink foil-covered flat circle of chocolate, which I unpeel and eat immediately. Then she stuffs five dollars into my hand, which I dutifully hand over to Mom or Dad. The chocolate was the thing, not the money.<\/p>\n

Later, she pulls me onto her lap to kiss me like a hundred times, and tells me \u201cNever go with strangers. You hear?\u201d Yes, yes, of course I won\u2019t! I\u2019ve read Betsy and Bill and the Nice Bad Man. <\/span> Seargent Shean spoke to our whole school. I know all about that stuff. Yet, she tells me every single time she sees me, which back then was a lot.<\/p>\n

My sister and I slept at her apartment only once, a long, hot night in a Brooklyn apartment, in an uncomfortable sofa bed. No toys except two bottle openers with walnuts hulls with faces glued on and yarn hair. It didn\u2019t matter; we played with those things for hours. She had a lot of china figurines, which I found you were not supposed to play with because they broke. There was a visit I remember where I think I broke at least three different things, and she kept yelling at me, while my Dad just laughed (for he did the same thing when he was a boy). Because he laughed I knew I was not really in trouble; in fact, I never was, with her even though she yelled at me a lot all my life.<\/p>\n

Although we stayed with her in Brooklyn only once, we stayed with her in \u201cthe country\u201d often. This was her bungalow in the Catskills. It was a little boring being there with only my sister, who liked different things than me, like pinball and board games, rather than dolls and pretend games, but we amused ourselves with the pool and swingset nearby. I was always told to be careful in the pool; that somebody had drowned horribly there by sticking her head in the pool bars that divided shallow end from deep. Why would someone do that, I wondered to my sister. I was also told not to swing (!) But I did anyway. One time my cut-off shorts got stuck in the swing and when I jumped off I was left hanging by the swing, with Laura laughing her head off. If Grandma had seen this, she would have yelled so much, but luckily she didn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

I remember hating her food. The cakes were old world style, babkes, mushy apple, no chocolate kinds, no frosting. Once she cooked me a \u201cminute steak,\u201d which tasted like a stick, and canned vegetables, and expected me to eat everything. She made me chocolate milk, really brown, which I loved, so I kept asking for more, but then she scolded me for drinking too much milk. My sister and I just looked at each other, mystified.<\/p>\n

As we got older, and the grandparents all moved to Florida, I remember that it was easier to stay with my other grandmother<\/a>, who left me to my own devices more, and spoiled me with the most delicious food, new clothes, and lots of easy conversation — but that\u2019s another story altogether. We would visit Grandma, and once, when we got ready to leave to go back to my other grandmother, she said in a snit, \u201cWhat\u2019s she got, the Brooklyn Bridge over there?\u201d Once it got so hard for me to stay with her, because of all the nagging, that I \u201cescaped\u201d to my other grandmother\u2019s, and stayed there the rest of the time. But Grandma was merely puzzled by my move, not angry. Maybe she knew she got on my nerves. She accepted that in me. She once said I was \u201cornery.\u201d I hated when I displeased her, because I was so used to basking in her love. She did not like when I got too thin or plucked my eyebrows; she said I looked like a \u201cShiksa.\u201d<\/a> She had a strange expression on her face, though, like she half admired my ability to achieve this look.<\/p>\n

Things have not changed all that much. She always wanted me to name one of my children after Joe, her second, odd (probably Aspie) husband, but I did not. Nat was born the day Joe died, so she feels a special sad connection with Nat. She has never accepted the fact that Nat has a disability, only views him as \u201ca little slow,\u201d which drives me crazy: \u201cHe\u2019s not slow Grandma! He has a problem with language, socializing, school work…\u201d What does it matter? To her that\u2019s being a little slow. She always asks,\u201dHow is he, is he talking more?\u201d
And I reply, with honesty, \u201cYes, he is,\u201d because he is always improving.
Then she says, \u201cHow about the other one? He\u2019s so handsome.\u201d And then, \u201cHow\u2019s the baby? He\u2019s cute.\u201d Benji is now three, but still the baby. She can\u2019t keep track so well anymore of all the other great-grandchildren but I always feel like she keeps track of mine, especially Max and Nat, whom she knows so well.<\/p>\n

Every year we visit her in Florida, take her out to dinner. Once I took her to the Rainforest Cafe. She\u2019d just been in the hospital. My dad had warned me to take her someplace easy, because she could not walk so well, but I wanted to do something fun for all of us. When I got to the restaurant, it looked like it was ten miles from the curb where Ned dropped us off. I thought, \u201cOh, Dad is going to kill me.\u201d But Grandma charged ahead with her walker, found a shopping cart, and pushed her way through the mall until we got to the restaurant! When I took a look at all of the auto-animatronic animals there, I thought, \u201cOh, Dad is going to kill me. This is too much for her!\u201d But Grandma liked the place, liked the fun of it. She took one look at the menu and passed it to me, saying, \u201cI don\u2019t want to eat nothing.\u201d Then, \u201csee if there\u2019s a little pizza there.\u201d So we got her a kid\u2019s pizza, and she liked it, without sending anything back or yelling at the waiter. She even ate dessert.<\/p>\n

Well, I\u2019m heading down there by myself m
\nid-March. She\u2019s in the hospital again, a little disoriented I hear. I sent her a letter and in all caps I wrote, \u201cI\u2019m coming on March 16!\u201d My way of saying, \u201cHey Grandma. Hang in there! I can\u2019t imagine the world without you so please, don\u2019t die!\u201d<\/p>\n

We\u2019ll see if she listens to me.<\/p>\n

The March visit was the last time I would ever see Grandma alive.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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