{"id":1166,"date":"2006-11-22T12:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T12:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/11\/limer-ickiness\/"},"modified":"2006-11-22T12:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T12:43:00","slug":"limer-ickiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/limer-ickiness\/","title":{"rendered":"Limer-ickiness"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"\"<\/a>[I cannot find the old limericks that I removed due to criticism so I will make NEW ONES up as best as (asbestos) I can. Here are my pies! Photo by Neddy the Sweet]<\/span><\/p>\n

Silliness and 3.14<\/p>\n

There once was an anonymous gent
Whose emails were of a sexy bent
Each email I’d get
Put me in such a sweat
That I found him to be heaven-sent<\/p>\n

There once was a reader from L.A.
Who only had flattering things to say
His hot comments on my blog
Made me go so a -gog
That I’d share them with Ned right away.<\/p>\n

There, too, was a reader from Brookline
Who seems to like me just fine
I am curious to know
If he is so-and-so
Does he live near the C or D line?<\/p>\n

There once was a house big and old
Susan saw a castle through its mold
She convinced Ned to buy
Though the price was sky-high
After seven years he still isn’t sold. (thanks Ned!)<\/p>\n

There once was a woman who baked good pie
She made it with corn meal, and this is why
The crust was so sweet
Made the pie exquis-ite
And it made her spouse fall to his knees and cry<\/p>\n

The aroma of pie-bake fills the house
So good a smell not even Ben will grouse
there’s blueberry, there’s squash
They’ll make such a good nosh
I need to protect them from that wily mouse!<\/p>\n

An autism mom learned how to belly dance
She loved how the music put her in a trance
She practiced so hod
To shake well her bod
But all that occurred were wellfitting pants<\/p>\n

There once was a software geek Ned
Who had numbers and shapes in his head
But he met up with Sue
Who showed him what to do
And if I told you more my face would be red!<\/p>\n

There once was a crabby boy Ben
Who liked Legos and things of that ken
He’d build and he’d build
Until he had his fill(d)
Then break ’em apart, and begin again.<\/p>\n

There was a young autist named Nat
Who acted as skittish as a cat
He’s pace and he’d stim
Looking graceful of limb
Even Resperdal could not make him fat<\/p>\n

Oh Max you are last, but you are not least
You are off somewhere wearing clothes a-creased
You’re lovely, you’re kind
You have your Dad’s mind
I think life for you will be quite a feast.<\/p>\n

Speaking of feast, T-day is near
With turkey, pies, and family dear
We’ll drive to my folks’
We’ll tell some bad jokes
With love we all find there is nought to fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[I cannot find the old limericks that I removed due to criticism so I will make NEW ONES up as best as (asbestos) I can. Here are my pies! Photo by Neddy the Sweet] Silliness and 3.14 There once was an anonymous gentWhose emails were of a sexy bentEach email I’d getPut me in such […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-iO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}