{"id":1170,"date":"2006-11-18T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/11\/30-least-favorites-of-the-moment\/"},"modified":"2006-11-18T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-18T14:23:00","slug":"30-least-favorites-of-the-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/30-least-favorites-of-the-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"30 Least Favorites of the Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Readers:  I&#8217;ve shown you mine, now you show me yours!<br \/>30 Least Favorites of the Moment:<br \/>1) color:  beige (what is it?  a brown that can&#8217;t commit? a dirty yellow?)<br \/>2) soft drink:  Diet Pepsi (I&#8217;m a strictly lime Diet Coke girl)<br \/>3) jewelry:  brooches (it&#8217;s just stuck on your blouse like a button; why not wear a necklace and show off your neck or cleavage? )<br \/>4) body part:  feet (except Ned&#8217;s, which are beautiful)<br \/>5) hair color:  red<br \/>6) instrument:  clarinet<br \/>7) flower:  marigold (stubby and cheese colored)<br \/>8) candy:  Skittles (look deceptively like M&Ms; but then &#8212; eek! fruit!)<br \/>9) band:  Styx (the lead singer sounds like he swallowed helium)<br \/>10) song:  <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?<\/span> Paula Cole (&#8220;Yippee -i, yippee-ay!&#8221;  I get shivers of annoyance when I hear it)<br \/>11) toy:  Cabbage Patch Kids (hideous)<br \/>12) book:  Penelope Leach&#8217;s <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Your Baby and Child.<\/span> (Read it as a first-time mom and it did not match my reality in the least.  Tore it in half and threw it across the room.)<br \/>13) decade:  The 1950&#8217;s  (June and Ward, pointy bras, crinolines, conservative politics, buzz cut men, a woman&#8217;s place was in the home.  Snore.)<br \/>14) meal:  dinner<br \/>15) weather:  rain<br \/>16) old t.v. show:  Beverly Hillbillies (just plain stu-pid)<br \/>17) new t.v. show:  E.R. (so much tsuris. Ever sit in a real Emergency Room?  Dull as dishwater.)<br \/>18) school year:  seventh grade (I had no friends in my class and a mean anti-semite in there)<br \/>19) boy&#8217;s name:  Dick (come on, people!)<br \/>20) girl&#8217;s name:  Nancy<br \/>21) outfit:  sweatpants and sweatshirt and sneakers<br \/>22) store:  Brookstone (totally boring &#8212; gadgets only)<br \/>23) holiday:  Yom Kippur (fasting, I don&#8217;t do it, guilt)<br \/>24) smell:  cigarette breath<br \/>25) chore:  dusting<br \/>26) dream:  the one about the tidal wave coming up the beach<br \/>27) birthday:  turning seven,  I cried the whole party (I don&#8217;t remember why except that Dad wasn&#8217;t there?)<br \/>28) sport:  basketball<br \/>29) game:  Chinese checkers (sorry Ben!)<br \/>30) curable illness:  strep (so uncomfortable)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Readers: I&#8217;ve shown you mine, now you show me yours!30 Least Favorites of the Moment:1) color: beige (what is it? a brown that can&#8217;t commit? a dirty yellow?)2) soft drink: Diet Pepsi (I&#8217;m a strictly lime Diet Coke girl)3) jewelry: brooches (it&#8217;s just stuck on your blouse like a button; why not wear a necklace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-iS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}