{"id":1288,"date":"2006-08-16T19:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-16T19:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/08\/a-day-in-the-life-2\/"},"modified":"2006-08-16T19:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-16T19:25:00","slug":"a-day-in-the-life-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/a-day-in-the-life-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day in the Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am on vacation, as I&#8217;ve said, and I am marvelously content, which is not my usual state.  I am much more frenetic and edgy at home.  But here, on Cape Cod, there are few choices.  Here is what my usual day is like: <br \/>Wake up at 7<br \/>Make the coffee (8-9 cups of Peet&#8217;s French Roast, half-caf)<br \/>Stretch and do therapy stuff for knee while coffee brews<br \/>Drink the coffee (1 1\/2 packets of Splenda, a little cream) on the deck and look at the salt marsh<br \/>Get on my bike and go somewhere:  the bay; the ocean; the harbor in Orleans<br \/>End up at Mom and Dad&#8217;s place around 8:30<br \/>Drink a cup of coffee with them until around 9.  Shmooze, check email.<br \/>Ride home.  Bike total:  ~13 miles<br \/>Make lunches and pack up for the beach (15-30 mins.)<br \/>Choose bikini (takes 1-10 mins)<br \/>Drive to Nauset Light, wait in line for around 40 mins. for a parking space.  This sounds insane to some of you, right?  But Nauset is our favorite beach and there is limited parking, even at 10:15 a.m.  If you go to Coast Guard, you have to take the shuttle there (no parking at all).  I would ride there, but none of them do!  Or we go to Wellfleet, and pay $15 and walk down (and then up) an enormous dune.  So, wait in the car and gossip about all the other people in line.  (Sue:&#8221;Why don&#8217;t they move up?&#8221;<br \/>Ned:  &#8220;What do you care?  There&#8217;s no place to go anyway!&#8221;<br \/>Sue:  &#8220;Yeah, but why leave such a big space between him and the other car?  Why not move up?&#8221;<br \/>Ned:  &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter.&#8221;<br \/>Sue:  &#8220;You&#8217;re never on my side!&#8221;<br \/>Ned:  &#8220;I&#8217;m just trying to enjoy myself.&#8221;<br \/>Sue:  &#8220;So am I!&#8221;<br \/>And so on)<br \/>Survey beach; find emptiest part near best waves; set up, apply goop, and lie down.<br \/>Immediately fend off Benji&#8217;s requests for lunch.  Give him fruit, then of course Nat and Max want some, too.  One hour until lunch.<br \/>Look for interesting men to look at (sorry, it&#8217;s true!) who are older than 20.<br \/>Feel the water. <br \/>Lie back down, listen to iPod.<br \/>Give Benj lunch early.<br \/>Eat an Atkins bar because Benji&#8217;s lunch makes my mouth water.<br \/>Give everyone lunch.<br \/>Everyone tries the water!  Get wet, maybe stay in if it&#8217;s really hot out.<br \/>Go back to blanket for boogie boards.<br \/>Catch a bunch of waves, sometimes right onto the sand.  Let the waves pull you back in without getting your legs all scratched up.  Hang on board with Benj or Nat.<br \/>Ride waves until your body aches and it starts to get scary whenever a big one approaches you because your too old and tired to ride it properly.<br \/>Straggle out and adjust suit.<br \/>Throw yourself down on blanket and sleep as long as Benji will let you.<br \/>Stay until around 3.<br \/>Pack up, shake out, pull on clothes, walk up the endless stairs to parking lot.<br \/>Outdoor showers at home.  This is one of the biggest joys of the vacation:  being naked outdoors in the privacy of the outdoor shower. <br \/>Get dressed, maybe take a nap.<br \/>5 p.m. Drink some wine, think about dinner.<br \/>See what Mom and Dad want to do.<br \/>Get some fish, grill it with corn.<br \/>Give the kids ice cream, try not to smell it or look at it.<br \/>Try not to eat too much sugar-free fudge from Provincetown after you smell and look at and taste the kids&#8217; ice cream (the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Maltitol\">Maltitol<\/a> gives one diarrhea.  Remember, no such thing as a free lunch.  you don&#8217;t gain weight from sugar-free fudge, but you can get really sick!).<br \/>Clean up from dinner and do something for the night (kids play games with Mom and Dad, writing for me, work for Ned)<br \/>Get everyone to bed by 9:30<br \/>Try to stay up unitl 11 to see Jon Stewart.<br \/>Hang out, laugh, cuddle, etc., with Ned<br \/>Sleep deeply, one leg thrown out of covers to feel the breeze coming in from open windows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am on vacation, as I&#8217;ve said, and I am marvelously content, which is not my usual state. I am much more frenetic and edgy at home. But here, on Cape Cod, there are few choices. 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