{"id":1297,"date":"2006-08-07T21:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-07T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/08\/tag-im-it\/"},"modified":"2006-08-07T21:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T21:56:00","slug":"tag-im-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/tag-im-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Tag, I&#8217;m It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tagged.<br \/>When you are tagged by another blogger, you have to list five weird things\/habits about yourself with an explanation (like I don&#8217;t already do that most of the time?) and then tag four more bloggers.  Kind of like blog Truth or Dare.<br \/>Okay, <a href=\"http:\/\/klawler.blogspot.com\/\">Kristin<\/a>, here goes.  Five weird things\/habits about me.<\/p>\n<p>1) Alienation:  I am often uncomfortable in groups, like book groups, playgroups, or email listserves.  I do not understand the light level of conversation shared in these.  I feel like I speak a different language among such groups, or I feel like I&#8217;m the only person with a negative thought in them.  I look for an ally, usually, that one person across the room whom I can wink to.  I usually crave being invited into them and then pretty much drop out as fast as I possibly can.<\/p>\n<p>2) Gross:  I am not that into superscrubbed\/superclean people.  I love people&#8217;s smells more after a whole day or when they first wake up than right after a shower.  I don&#8217;t mean bathroom smells or really dirty people.  Just the natural oily stuff we acquire as the day goes on.  I guess I really am kind of an animal &#8212; hey, aren&#8217;t we all?<\/p>\n<p>3) Literary:  I never read nonfiction books, even though I mostly write only nonfiction.  I get bored to tears by accounts of this, that, or the other true event. I hate books set in another decade other than now.  I especially hate the 1950&#8217;s, in general.<\/p>\n<p>4) Looks:  I detest seeing female toes that have not been pedicured.  I hate crusty toenails; they disgust me.  I hate female feet in sandals if they are not polished and preferably with the toes painted a lovely color.  For cryin&#8217; out loud, just slap some red paint on there, will ya?<\/p>\n<p>5) Sexuality:  I am completely, vibrantly, and enthusiastically heterosexual, and yet I love looking at women&#8217;s bodies (in real life and photos) as much as men&#8217;s.  It is an absolute turn-on.  I feel that most porn, however, is disappointing and very unimaginative and geared towards the lowest common denominator of male interest. <\/p>\n<p>Now:  I tag <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nedbatchelder.com\/blog\/index.html\">Ned<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/manicmommy.blogspot.com\/\">Manic Mom<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.damienkatz.net\/\">Damien Katz<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/autismdiva.blogspot.com\/\">The Diva<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tagged.When you are tagged by another blogger, you have to list five weird things\/habits about yourself with an explanation (like I don&#8217;t already do that most of the time?) and then tag four more bloggers. Kind of like blog Truth or Dare.Okay, Kristin, here goes. Five weird things\/habits about me. 1) Alienation: I am often [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-kV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}