{"id":1356,"date":"2006-05-20T07:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-20T07:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/05\/abs-dont-lie\/"},"modified":"2006-05-20T07:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-20T07:51:00","slug":"abs-dont-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/abs-dont-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"Abs Don’t Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"

After all these years of being stuck in the seventies, listening to “classic rock,” I was suddenly so bored with my music that I started flipping around the radio dial (of course it is no longer a dial, hasn’t been for years, but whatever). I came across this song and was mesmerized<\/a>. This was before a friend sent me the video.<\/p>\n

Shakira has started a whole new thing for me. I could not buy Hips Don’t Lie<\/span>, (if anyone can get it for me for my iPod, much obliged) so instead I downloaded her song La Tortura<\/span><\/a> for my\/Nat’s iPod, also very sexy and great to run to or mow the lawn to. Not sure what my neighbors think when they hear me singing half-garbled Spanish. I now have Jammin’ 94.5 programmed into my car radio and I have become acquainted with rap and hip-hop. Sometimes it is just too much, too repetetive, with simplistic sexist content; but so is a lot of rock, too. I find myself listening to the words and I learn stuff. In Krazie Bone’s Ridin Dirty<\/span><\/a>, this guy sings about racial profiling and crooked cops. In another song, whose name I don’t know, the woman is singing all about being unfaithful. Very sad.<\/p>\n

So after watching Shakira gyrate in her harem-esque garb, and trying it myself, I decided that I was going to learn belly-dancing. Why not? These old thrice-contorted abs could use a new kind of workout. Don’t worry, I’ll spare you the pictures!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After all these years of being stuck in the seventies, listening to “classic rock,” I was suddenly so bored with my music that I started flipping around the radio dial (of course it is no longer a dial, hasn’t been for years, but whatever). I came across this song and was mesmerized. This was before […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-lS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}