{"id":1422,"date":"2006-03-03T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/03\/max-and-macs\/"},"modified":"2006-03-03T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T21:00:00","slug":"max-and-macs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/max-and-macs\/","title":{"rendered":"Max and Macs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><defanged-span>Max wrote this yesterday, when he realized that he wants a Mac, after all these years of sneering at them, including mine (I have a Mac, called &#8220;Precious&#8221; because she drives me crazy, a la <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Lord of the Rings<\/span>, by always calling to me and making me write stuff and check email).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, could I be any prouder of him for taking after <a href=\"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/in-love-with-geek.html\">his geeky father<\/a>, whom I adore, and surpassing him in cleverness?<\/p>\n<p>Romeo and Macintosh<\/defanged-span><\/p>\n<p>O mac comp, mac comp, wherefore art thou a mac comp?<br \/>deny thy Jobs and refuse thy G4 processor,<br \/>Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my computer,<br \/>and I&#8217;ll no longer be a &#8216;doze user.<\/p>\n<p>Tis but thy manufacturer that is my enemy.<br \/>Thou art thyself, though not a mac.<br \/>What&#8217;s mac? It is nor processor, nor RAM, nor monitor, nor case, nor any other part belonging to a comp.<br \/>O, be some other brand!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s in a brand name?<br \/>That which we call a Dell<br \/>By any other name would suck as much.<br \/>So the mac mini would, were it not a mac called,<br \/>Retain that dear perfection which it owes<br \/>Without that title.<br \/>Mac mini, doff thy manufacturer,<br \/>And, for thy manufacturer, which is no part of thee,<br \/>Take all my desk space.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max wrote this yesterday, when he realized that he wants a Mac, after all these years of sneering at them, including mine (I have a Mac, called &#8220;Precious&#8221; because she drives me crazy, a la Lord of the Rings, by always calling to me and making me write stuff and check email). Anyway, could I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-mW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}