{"id":1456,"date":"2006-01-11T06:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T06:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2006\/01\/the-kind-of-joke-i-love\/"},"modified":"2006-01-11T06:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T06:36:00","slug":"the-kind-of-joke-i-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/the-kind-of-joke-i-love\/","title":{"rendered":"The Kind of Joke I Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many of us know the joke about the Communist named Rudolph who was very good at determining the weather, where the punchline is &#8220;Rudolph, the Red, Knows Rain, Dear.&#8221; I made this one up as I sweated over this past week&#8217;s Sunday NY Times crossword puzzle:<br \/>What did Venus say to her musical instrument when she realized that the god of revelry was, at last, in love himself?<br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Lyre, lyre<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Pan&#8217;s on fire!<\/span><br \/>Anyone got any others they&#8217;ve made up?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many of us know the joke about the Communist named Rudolph who was very good at determining the weather, where the punchline is &#8220;Rudolph, the Red, Knows Rain, Dear.&#8221; I made this one up as I sweated over this past week&#8217;s Sunday NY Times crossword puzzle:What did Venus say to her musical instrument when she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-nu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}