{"id":1504,"date":"2005-11-02T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2005\/11\/funny-answer-to-pathetic-spam\/"},"modified":"2005-11-02T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T20:12:00","slug":"funny-answer-to-pathetic-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/funny-answer-to-pathetic-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Answer to Pathetic Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going through my Junk email, thinning it out, when I saw the subject line:  &#8220;Sexy baby, bad erection?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought: How in the world did that particular spammer think something this lame-o would ever get through? At least some of the others are more imaginative when they try to disguise their pathetic ads: &#8220;Re (8): hi&#8221; and if you dare click on it, who knows what scary thing you&#8217;ll see!<\/p>\n<p>So Ned showed me this funny answer to pathetic spam:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2005\/10\/28bartlett.html\">Responsible Spam<br \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going through my Junk email, thinning it out, when I saw the subject line: &#8220;Sexy baby, bad erection?&#8221; I thought: How in the world did that particular spammer think something this lame-o would ever get through? At least some of the others are more imaginative when they try to disguise their pathetic ads: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-og","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}