{"id":1974,"date":"2011-04-17T09:06:13","date_gmt":"2011-04-17T13:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/?p=1974"},"modified":"2011-04-17T09:12:04","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T13:12:04","slug":"nat-master-of-the-pink-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/nat-master-of-the-pink-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Pink Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nat has invented his own form of lying.<\/p>\n<p>When he came home from school Friday afternoon, I noticed he was losing his voice.\u00a0 All of the &#8220;silly talk&#8221;\u00a0 was silly whispering.\u00a0 As soon as I remarked on it, Nat said, &#8220;Social group.&#8221;\u00a0 Anytime I pointed out that he was sick, he would say, &#8220;Social Group.&#8221;\u00a0 So he was letting me know he was sick by basically saying, &#8220;please let me go to social group anyway.&#8221;\u00a0 Yet he would never say, &#8220;Yes,&#8221; when I asked him if he was sick.<\/p>\n<p>The next day his voice was almost gone.\u00a0 And he had a swollen pink goopy left eye.\u00a0 &#8220;Oh Nat,&#8221; I said. &#8220;You have pink eye.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Circus,&#8221; he whispered.\u00a0 Saturday they were supposed to go to the circus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But Nat, you&#8217;re sick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Circus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nat had drawn a line in the sand.\u00a0 And I hate disappointing him.\u00a0 But he is so cute, so wide-eyed (at least his right eye was) and transparent in his desires.\u00a0 So honest.\u00a0 And yet also dodging the truth:\u00a0 pink eye.\u00a0 A pink lie.\u00a0 So against my best judgment Nat went to the circus.<\/p>\n<p>Today his eye was cemented closed by that conjunctivitis crust and his cough is even juicier.\u00a0 We have no activities today.\u00a0 But our doctor does have a few Sunday hours.\u00a0 &#8220;Nat, I&#8217;m taking you to the doctor today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; he whispered, accepting a warm compress and a blanket.\u00a0 Now it&#8217;s serious &#8212; now that there&#8217;s nothing fun planned!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nat has invented his own form of lying. When he came home from school Friday afternoon, I noticed he was losing his voice.\u00a0 All of the &#8220;silly talk&#8221;\u00a0 was silly whispering.\u00a0 As soon as I remarked on it, Nat said, &#8220;Social group.&#8221;\u00a0 Anytime I pointed out that he was sick, he would say, &#8220;Social Group.&#8221;\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-vQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1974"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1977,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions\/1977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}