{"id":2922,"date":"2012-06-25T19:52:54","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T23:52:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/?p=2922"},"modified":"2012-06-25T19:52:54","modified_gmt":"2012-06-25T23:52:54","slug":"faux-memoir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/faux-memoir\/","title":{"rendered":"Faux Memoir?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy forgot your pills. Blue box is on counter. Blue box is closed. Your pills inside.<\/p>\n<p>You walk. Feet, feet, feet. Floor, stomp. Pills are still there. Turn around, walk to kitchen. Pills are still there.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy stairs. Mommy. Mommy is talking. <em>\u201cNat, what is it?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It.<\/p>\n<p>Eyes. Walk, feet, light, window. Chair. Sit. Listen.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOh, man, forgot the pills again. Well, too late now. Forget it for today.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pills. No pills. Blue box, pills inside. Time for your pills! Feet start to walk. See the blue box. Blue box. Pills inside. Home, dinner soon, pills first. Feet walk, loud feet. Window, light, dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Pills. No pills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy forgot your pills. Blue box is on counter. Blue box is closed. Your pills inside. You walk. Feet, feet, feet. Floor, stomp. Pills are still there. Turn around, walk to kitchen. Pills are still there. Mommy stairs. Mommy. Mommy is talking. \u201cNat, what is it?\u201d It. Eyes. Walk, feet, light, window. Chair. Sit. Listen. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-L8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions\/2923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}