{"id":493,"date":"2008-06-19T06:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T06:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2008\/06\/bad-sleep-song\/"},"modified":"2008-06-19T06:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T06:25:00","slug":"bad-sleep-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/bad-sleep-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Sleep Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I&#8217;m especially mad at stupid jump ropes.<br \/>&#8212; Lucy Van Pelt<\/p>\n<p>This post is dedicated to stupid power failures, stupid house alarms, stupid people who don&#8217;t even realize it is their house alarm, stupid Ambien that no longer works, stupid snoring, and of course, stupid mind that thinks of all the bad things and can&#8217;t go back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><\/span>The Bad Sleep Song<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span>Blah, blah bad sleep<br \/>Have you any guilt?<br \/>Yes Sue, yes Sue<br \/>Three boys&#8217; full:<\/p>\n<p>One for my Natster<br \/>One for my Beast<br \/>And one for my Little Maxie, now 6&#8217;2&#8243; at least<\/p>\n<p>Blah, blah bad sleep<br \/>Have you any guilt?<br \/>yes Sue yes Sue<br \/>Three boys&#8217; full.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">*YAWN*<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m especially mad at stupid jump ropes.&#8212; Lucy Van Pelt This post is dedicated to stupid power failures, stupid house alarms, stupid people who don&#8217;t even realize it is their house alarm, stupid Ambien that no longer works, stupid snoring, and of course, stupid mind that thinks of all the bad things and can&#8217;t go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-7X","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}