{"id":682,"date":"2007-12-24T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2007\/12\/have-yourself-a-merry-lightless-christmas\/"},"modified":"2007-12-24T15:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T15:34:00","slug":"have-yourself-a-merry-lightless-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/have-yourself-a-merry-lightless-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Have Yourself A Merry Lightless Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/susansenator.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/DSCF1895-792556.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/susansenator.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/DSCF1895-792336.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">A Merry Lightless Christmas<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8211;Attributed to Nat and written with love and understanding and a little devilish humor, by me<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Have yourself a Merry lightless Christmas<br \/>Shut that outdoor light<br \/>Cause it&#8217;s hard for me to keep it out of sight<\/p>\n<p>Have yourself a Merry lightless Christmas<br \/>Though right now, I&#8217;m screamin&#8217;<br \/>When this pic was taken I was really beamin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Here we are as in everyday<br \/>When your light is on, I rant.<br \/>Faithful parents who are dear to me<br \/>Say, &#8220;Nat Let it Be!&#8221;<br \/>But I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Through the years, I&#8217;ve learned to keep it together<br \/>As my neurons allow.<br \/>But your stupid light is making me have a cow!<br \/>So have yourself a Merry Lightless Christmas&#8230; NOW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Merry Lightless Christmas&#8211;Attributed to Nat and written with love and understanding and a little devilish humor, by me Have yourself a Merry lightless ChristmasShut that outdoor lightCause it&#8217;s hard for me to keep it out of sight Have yourself a Merry lightless ChristmasThough right now, I&#8217;m screamin&#8217;When this pic was taken I was really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-b0","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}