{"id":780,"date":"2007-10-08T08:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T08:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2007\/10\/ceci-nest-pas-un-blog-post\/"},"modified":"2007-10-08T08:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-08T08:09:00","slug":"ceci-nest-pas-un-blog-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/ceci-nest-pas-un-blog-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Ceci N&#8217;est Pas Un Blog Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/susansenator.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/MagrittePipe-781653.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/susansenator.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/MagrittePipe-781649.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Very disoriented this morning.  Ned and I went to the Middle East and stayed pretty late because we really wanted to see the dancers, one of whom is a friend.  I also wanted Ned to know everyone there because I go there so often.<\/p>\n<p>Tired, can&#8217;t really wake up, bad dreams where I was trying to clean out Mom and Dad&#8217;s fridge, and it was full of very heavy old carrots and and yams and old water, and I made a huge mess getting them out, because the bag ripped.   Then neither of them would hug me.  D&#8217;oh!  Hello, Dr. Freud??!<\/p>\n<p>(Which reminds me, the other night I had a wonderful dream, where Ned tossed me in the air and I could do a double flip.  Then he filmed it, and we looked at it and I thought my thighs were really fat and dimply.  Then I looked again and I realized it was not true.  I woke up so happy.<\/p>\n<p>Rain, Nat pacing and worrying about our neighbor&#8217;s light.  They seem to leave it on all day when it&#8217;s rainy, curse them!  If I call and ask them to shut it &#8212; well, I can&#8217;t, I am too wimpy.  It just seems too farfetched.    I have no coyach today.  Argh.  So it&#8217;s just a pacing and obsessing day until the sun comes out.  I sure know how he feels.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Hah! <\/span> I just called them and left a message, explaining our predicament and begging them to shut their outdoor light.  I&#8217;m such an enabler!!!  No, I&#8217;m a Defender of Darkness.  No, I&#8217;m just a big squooshy Mommy, as Ned would say.   (But not <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">that<\/span> big and squooshy, right?)<\/p>\n<p>This counts as a blog post, though very high on the Lame-o-meter.  But at least I did one good thing today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very disoriented this morning. Ned and I went to the Middle East and stayed pretty late because we really wanted to see the dancers, one of whom is a friend. I also wanted Ned to know everyone there because I go there so often. Tired, can&#8217;t really wake up, bad dreams where I was trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-cA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}