{"id":913,"date":"2007-05-31T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog2\/2007\/05\/dis-and-dat\/"},"modified":"2007-05-31T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T14:29:00","slug":"dis-and-dat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/dis-and-dat\/","title":{"rendered":"Dis and Dat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation at my table right now:
“John is another name for a toilet, you know.” –Ben
“Ha ha ha ha, really?”–his friend, M
[munch munch munch on chocolate cookies — ah, the smell!]<\/span>
“Is Mr. Dumb here?”
“Ha ha ha ha ha”
“Is Doncha here? Doncha Want Me To Poop On Ya?”
“Is God here? Gotta Fart?”
“Hahahahahaha”
“Let’s go upstairs and play.”
[they exit, leaving lots of milk and zero cookies behind them]<\/span><\/p>\n

I just love the nine-year-old mind.<\/p>\n

Speaking of which, here, FYI, is the column I did in today’s paper<\/a>. It’s chock full of local minutiae so it might not be too accessible to everyone, but there’s a couple of good chuckles, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Conversation at my table right now:“John is another name for a toilet, you know.” –Ben“Ha ha ha ha, really?”–his friend, M[munch munch munch on chocolate cookies — ah, the smell!]“Is Mr. Dumb here?”“Ha ha ha ha ha”“Is Doncha here? Doncha Want Me To Poop On Ya?”“Is God here? Gotta Fart?”“Hahahahahaha”“Let’s go upstairs and play.”[they exit, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSTth-eJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/susansenator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}