Un Lose Weight-Able  by "Be-Bouncey" (Sung to the tune of "Irreplaceable," by Beyonce)

Too much heft, too much heft, mmmmm

Too much heft, too much heft

Every inch of me, stuffed in my pockets, too much heft

In my closet  -- all my stuff

It don’t fit me

I’m fed up

I keep touting that Atkins line

But can you eat fat and lose weight at the same time?

It’s my fat clothes that’s in that bag

I’m getting them out

Please don’t look at my flab

Standing by the mirror,

Telling me not to eat that food

Talkin’ bout, how I’m never gonna get to eat cake or fruit

Got me to state:

You just eat soy and cheese

You just eat soy and cheese

I could have a pound of noodles in a minute

And in fact there’ll be bread in a minute, Baby

You just eat soy and cheese

You just eat soy and cheese

I could have a bagel or ten by tomorrow

And that’s why I am forever just a-thinking:  I’m Un Lose Weight-Able.