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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Bad Sleep Song

I’m especially mad at stupid jump ropes.
— Lucy Van Pelt

This post is dedicated to stupid power failures, stupid house alarms, stupid people who don’t even realize it is their house alarm, stupid Ambien that no longer works, stupid snoring, and of course, stupid mind that thinks of all the bad things and can’t go back to sleep.

The Bad Sleep Song

Blah, blah bad sleep
Have you any guilt?
Yes Sue, yes Sue
Three boys’ full:

One for my Natster
One for my Beast
And one for my Little Maxie, now 6’2″ at least

Blah, blah bad sleep
Have you any guilt?
yes Sue yes Sue
Three boys’ full.

*YAWN*

posted at 6:25 am 3 comments

3 comments

Pace yourself Mom, it’s going to be a long and bumpy ride.

Definition of Mom is guilt. Should be in Webster’s. Love your poem. You should be a writer…oh yeah you are!

— added by Anonymous on Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 11:31 am

Actually, Sally Brown was the one who said the jump ropes line, not Lucy.

— added by scintilla72 on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 7:35 pm

You're right!!! Thanks!

— added by Susan Senator on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 8:29 pm