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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Un Lose Weight-Able


Tabblo: Parody

Un Lose Weight-Able  by “Be-Bouncey”

Too much heft, too much heft, mmmmm
Too much heft, too much heft
Every inch of me, stuffed in my pockets, too much heft
In my closet  — all my stuff
It don’t fit me
I’m fed up

I keep touting that Atkins line
But can you eat fat and lose weight at the same time?
It’s my fat clothes that’s in that bag
I’m getting them out
Please don’t look at my flab

Standing by the mirror,
Telling me not to eat that food
Talkin’ bout, how I’m never gonna get to eat cake or fruit

Got me to state:

You just eat soy and cheese
You just eat soy and cheese
I could have a pound of noodles in a minute
And in fact there’ll be bread in a minute, Baby

You just eat soy and cheese
You just eat soy and cheese
I could have a bagel or ten by tomorrow
And that’s why I am forever just a-thinking:  I’m Un Lose Weight-Able.

… See my Tabblo>

posted at 6:38 pm 1 comment

1 comment

I’m on the so-far-effective “kids won’t let me eat” diet at the moment.

You can eat whatever you want, provided you can actually finish without being interrupted by the kids….

— added by Julia on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 10:25 pm