Susan Senator

1) Boston Globe trying to be like New York Times but not managing it because Boston is not New York. We are not New York and that’s okay!
2) Self-consciousness (as opposed to self-awareness)
3) Losing weight in areas that don’t need to lose weight; not losing weight in areas that do.
4) Bellowing children
5) Not being able to figure out what makes children bellow
6) Being bored at the gym
7) Stupid heel-dragging editors
8) Roof repair
9) Having to listen to the roof repair man talk endlessly about roofing
10) Uncertainty
11) When my hair looks great but I really have to work out — and thus ruin the do
12) People who don’t RSVP
13) Realizing that I don’t RSVP sometimes, either
14) Discovering a bug (in the house) that reminds me of a baby cockroach
15) People who don’t click on the Tabblo and then thank me for sending it to them. Lies!!!
16) Not being able to lie in the sun because it’s bad for me
17) Ned will not buy a new car, and his is 13 years old
18) Kid birthday parties that are held in a faraway place
19) Meaningless lists that don’t even go up to 20